knowledge bucket

Someone who is full of random pieces of knowledge. He/she knows many words and other random crap, and is constantly surpising people with everything he/she knows.

Bob: "Well, yes, actually the people of the 13th century liked to eat _______ because it was good for their __________. insert name is actually related to a famous person from the 13th century named insert name through his second cousin once removed."

Christina: "Wow, you're a knowledge bucket!"

knowledge bucket by Nora Evans October 16, 2004

Knowledge Diahorea 

when someone just spurts out random facts all the time.

'yeah, so anyway, last night on home and away...'
'did you know that...'
'SHUT THE HELL UP you always have Knowledge Diahorea !!!'

Knowledge Diahorea by brittney(Y) June 2, 2008

knowledge is power 

Knowledge makes it possible for one to act

"Knowledge is power and enthusiasm pulls the switch.”

Steve Droke

knowledge is power by coolsai April 28, 2014

Knowledge bump 

A more prominent occipital bone than typical. It was once believed that this area grew as knowledge was accumulated. More noticeable in canines.

The only smart dog I've ever owned had a knowledge bump.

Knowledge bump by Pyrotard November 1, 2008

Knowledge Boner 

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.

HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.

Knowledge Boner by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013

Knowledge Vampire 

A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.

Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.

Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.

I've been bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trusted colleague and is now passing my intellectual property off as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.

Knowledge Vampire by Narcissism Hacker December 7, 2021

Knowledge Plug 

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