if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 1, 2022

knockin off

Making yourself obvious that your either high or up to no good.

Dude, be cool, your knockin off there's a cop, right over there.

by sagebonehead69 December 17, 2013

Knockin on cotton

When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.

Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!

by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022

smoo-knockins

something you find cute; usually a pet

Your my little smoo-knockins.

by TheGreat05 August 17, 2009

knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house

I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf

by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020

Knockin noggins

To catch fish

We went down to the river with the boat, a fishin pole and a case of cold ones, and proceeded to knockin noggins on them big ol flounder like they was goin outta style.

by slockinshack March 1, 2019