King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

King-Kong Pussy

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!

"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"

by Ktroxsex33 June 18, 2007

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 31, 2015

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

King Kong Klash

When a 7 ft naked man covered in hair gets in a fight with a Boeing 747 on top of the empire state building.

Hey, that guy looks like he's gonna pull a King Kong Klash later.

by dankeykang69 November 03, 2021

king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 06, 2018