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Keister Egg

An umbrella term for any object smuggled within one's anus (keister).
The guard gave me a good pat-down, but didn't detect my hidden keister egg.
by DieByTheChord November 22, 2011
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Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.
I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
by kyljon November 29, 2009
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kekistani

A citizen of kekistan and enemy of the normies
That kekistani just made america great again!
by BarretX April 25, 2017
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Drink That Keystone

A drinking game. Heres the rules:

somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.

1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.

2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.

3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.

4) Some spillage is allowed.

5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.

6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
I played Drink That Keystone and got drenched in beer.
by ChaDMcBaDD September 6, 2009
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Keyisha

Keyisha is a girl with a bad attitude but has a very big heart. She also could be nice and mean she speaks her mind and always have her friends backs. She is not with the drama but will fight if she has to.
Keyisha has a really big heart
by Kyla1245 October 16, 2019
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keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy
wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
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keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.
by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008
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