Kerfuffle

a male that eats ass like its grocerys than he spits it out into a mug. after he does that he fucks your moms big toe with his uncles dogs gay sister in law and then he fucks her in the pussy while he has barbecue sauce on his titties.

I kerfuffled your dog.

by Vvinny06 October 12, 2019

Kerfuffle

ker·fuf·fle
/kərˈfəfəl/Submit
nounINFORMAL•BRITISH
a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.

"there was a kerfuffle over the chairmanship"

by african bush elephant December 18, 2018

Kerfuffle

A male who eats ass and then spits it in to a mug.then he eats your sisters uncles dogs sheep’s toe and then fucks you in the butt with the toe.

I kerfuffled your daughter.

by Dogballs76 October 12, 2019

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

Kerfunkle

An imaginary country, popularly used in office role-playing simulations.

"Okay, PK, your turn."
"Well, as representative of the countries of Loafington and Kerfunkle..."

by Bfington September 14, 2011

Kerfuffle

A very very rare sighting of a beaver like animal with a mullet...it was seen in the back woods in southern kentucky...it had very large buck teeth and the people were not sure if it was a hillbilly that had moved into the wild or a very large beaver with a mullet.

Gosh dangit Cletus did u done jush saw that there massive beaverish lookin animal...i thinked it musta have tha same hair cut as myself...and much like the teeth i got in my perty lookin mouth.

by Andrew July 20, 2003

Kerfuffle

When you rapidly sniffle at somebody. If you do this, many people will think you are strange.

Person 1: *kerfuffles at friend*
Person 2: Um... what are you doing?
Person 1: Kerfuffling you! DUH!!!
Person 2: *awkwardly slides away*

by Nunna YourBiz January 18, 2017