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Kentucky 

a place where fucking second cousins is okay; a place where fucking your teacher makes you a local hero; a place where fucking your hand in public is socially acceptable.
I live in Kentucky and I rub my dick against the garage door when I get bored.
Kentucky by Poopdude385 May 28, 2009

Kentucky 

Adjective: used to describe something as Good, Amazing, Dank, etc
"That shit's Kentucky! Lets smoke!"

kentucky 

While Homer Simpson is in Italy picking up Mr. Burns's new Lamborgotti Fastarosa, they stop in a village to get help with the car. Homer then approaches an elderly lady for directions. After receiving directions, he hands her a cup saying Kentucky. She then responds:"In Italian this means whore."
kentucky by Syedkhair May 15, 2007

kentucky 

Watch the movie 'Deliverance'. This is a "Boy sure has a purdy mouth" state. Enough said.
If you hear someone from Kentucky say "Squeal like a Pig!", run. Run for your life.
kentucky by GWNISTWY April 6, 2008

kentucky 

They call it a commonwealth because it is not actually a State. And I say let's tighten up immigration laws to keep the Kentucks out. Put up a big fence and throw pig meat over the it so they don't starve to death. Stupid Fucks.
Take a 20 ounce ballpeen hammer and pound your balls flat. That is what living in Kentucky feels like.
kentucky by Disabled Dan March 27, 2005

kentucky 

another name for a chubby, a half erect penis
He usually wakes up holding his kentucky.
kentucky by Briannica November 9, 2004