by .*.mob.scene April 12, 2008
Get the Keliod mug.When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017
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gay ass arno: do you know Keleo's Golden Rule?
walter: yes ofc the three things you need in life, good weather and being happy
walter: yes ofc the three things you need in life, good weather and being happy
by solsos April 20, 2022
Get the Keleo's Golden Rule mug.1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
1. Kelso burned down the Point Place Police Academy.
2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.
2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.
by FezDork March 22, 2004
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His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
Who's that angry looking dude in the corner?
He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
by Name Checker February 3, 2010
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by KelsoMojito November 3, 2007
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