keeping score

a little malicious tit-for-tat game couples use to remind their partner what they contribute towards the relationship

A relationship won't last if a couple's keeping score.

by Gerard Irick December 10, 2009

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keeping it 69

Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.

Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.

"Hey man, have you been keeping it 69?"
"Sure have! And unprotected!"

by Entsorger April 5, 2019

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Keeing • Kee-Keeing Bad • keeping it real • keqing • Keeling • Keeping Up with the Kardashians • Keeping You Big As Hell • keking • Keling • keming

A small creature with ten fingers and ten toes, who with one look will capture your heart and fill your being with eternal joy. They are smart, endearing, and can overcome the largest beasts with one finger.

I saw Kerington for the first time today and couldn't stop smiling.

by Lovealwaysandforever February 5, 2010

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keqing

The best waifu there is to this world, very very serious. Commonly found with the sexiest man alive. And is a fake cat girl

AHHHHHHHH KEQINGGG!

by Fishisdebest November 13, 2020

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Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

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