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Miami Kitestring

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.
I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!
by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010
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fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.
That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.
by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016
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Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.
Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.
by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014
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Harvey Keitel

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.
Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.
by Aleah September 5, 2005
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Kwite

Absolute icon ✨(May have wrote the song Literal Legend)
•Quite a beautiful human being.
•Also a work that might be used to describe someone who is with-out Skill Issue
•A person who a W is very average for them.
•(could also be used as “Kwited” meaning awesome, amazing, or impeccable)
“Wow, I wish I was Kwite”

“I want to makeout with Kwite so bad.”
“I think I might be gay for Kwite”
SUGARLIPS.”
“Dude- that was so fucking Kwited of you)
by RuiTheEnby69 April 27, 2023
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Bat Kite

Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch
Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...
by Mule Tool January 1, 2017
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KviteKrist

"Kvitekrist" is an old norwegian name for Jesus Christ, directly translated, white christ.
In a time where the colour white was linked to purity, it was meant to separate the christian faith from the supposedly evil teachings of norse mythology.
Now, many people find that ironic and mildly amusing, seeing as how Norway was christened. Farmers were dragged to their sheds, heads placed on the chopping block. They were then given the choice between accepting christ or getting a swift chop from the sword.
Kvitekrist replaced Odin by ways of murder and mayhem.
by Willy André Bergstrøm June 11, 2006
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