kaderek

Rosa's Cafe is hiring.

Boss: $11 an hour, Kaderek, it's a great deal!
Kaderek: mmmmhhmm let me think about it.

by [e-mail] January 18, 2022

Pradyunn Kale

Pradyunn is an absolute incarnate of chaos. Wherever he goes he causes widespread mayhem as the representation of the devil itself. If you see him you must run immediately or else you will most likely perish at his hands. Do not leave food or any form of nourishment out in the open as it will lure Pradyunn Kale towards you. In order to summon him a human sacrifice is required.

"Holy shit it's Pradyunn Kale run for your fucking life!"

by meng guoliang February 15, 2022

Kaleb

A really attention seeking guy who loves to crack jokes with his friends, usually stands up for his friends and is very shy to anybody who he is not familiar with. He probably has a couple of friends in middle school that hangs out with him, usually cracking up from his racist jokes or normal jokes.

Friend 1: yo Kaleb! Can I acquire some coochie?
Kaleb: sorry, we only sell little sisters in west Alabama.

by Name stalker March 1, 2019

Kaleb

A Kaleb will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kaleb will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling youll do. A Kaleb is the best kind of guy youll ever come across, so if youre lucky enough meet a Kaleb dont let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

Girl 1: I met a Kaleb once, I trapped him and now hes my exotic pet.

Girl 2: Seriously?? Ive never even seen a Kaleb?? Can I pet him?

Girl 1: No, hes mine.

by Garlic Bread January 29, 2010

dirty kaleb

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.

This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.

by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

kaleb

The greatest most handsome person you will ever meet he may seem rough and mean but once you get to know him you will be glad you did

The guy all the girls fall for

(Girl)Kaleb is so hot and amazing

(Girl#2) yes is the best

by TheHunterX1 December 4, 2016

kaleah

she is a very nice,pretty,sweet person but once u cross her u cross her, ur dead bitch!!!!! She cares a lot about her bf elijah and has a very good sense of humor, but im telling u once u cross her ur dead BITCH!!!!! and thats all love her bsf :)she is the best person in the world and you never want to let her out of your life.she can be annoying but she is the best person ever.she has a I DON'T GIVE A FUCK attitude, and doesn't give much effort to anything but cheer.she is adored by most but like most awsome people she has those bitchass haters.

wow!! your pretty awsome.You must be kaleah.

by the bitch from wonderland January 11, 2018