junkyard

A situation where the men far outnumber the women. Similar to a sausage party.

I went into a bar and turned around and just left. That place was a junkyard, there were no ladies around!

by blizzity blake March 2, 2004

junkmail

Armor constructed from newspapers, department-store advertisements, cardboard, phonebooks or any type of junk that can be found in the mailbox. The purpose of junkmail is the same as for chainmail, that is to stop knives and shanks from piercing organs. Prisoners all over the world have used junkmail for as long as paper products have been in circulation. Ideally, junkmail should cover the chest, abdomen and sternum, being at least 2 inches thick. Junkmail is light weight, easy to forge and practical for use in any prison gang-war. It is called junkmail because it is constructed from junk and can be disposed of easily.

The prisoner survived the violent rival gang hit, only because of the junkmail he was wearing.

by iceman 69 December 29, 2009

Chinese Junkyard

Taint

The area between the butt and genitals

“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”

by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021

Chinese Junkyard

Strip of body between ass and balls.

“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”

by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021

Junkanese

The language spoken by people who collect a lot of junk, scrap or garage sale stuff. This language is also spoken by people who try to haggle on prices of junk shit at sales.

I dont know man, he knows the value, that guy speaks Junkanese...

by barnyard1974 December 8, 2011

junkyard sandwich

An old sandwich that has been left out. It is usually accompanied by the distinct odor of old cheese and deli meat.

My brothers room was littered with old pizza boxes, dirty laundry and even a lonley junkyard sandwich.

by Josh Harris (slang creator) October 20, 2006

alabama junkyard

When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.

Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.

by Jmuller April 29, 2012