Jizzinsky

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)

On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.

by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009

jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

Jizziful

A blend of 'jizz' and 'beautiful' used to describe something or someone so beautiful/sexy/awesome that they cause people to jizz ;)

Boy 1: Dayummnn that girl is jizziful!
Boy 2: *jizzes*

Girl N: arrggghhhh 'nightmare' by A7X is just jizziful!
Girl C: TISSSS! i jizzed moar than once!

by Ninetales June 18, 2010

jozie mccraney

An Incredibly amazing person who everyone wants to be!

Omgosh you are such a Jozie McCraney!

by jozie mccraney October 18, 2015

Jezzika

badass bitch, with a super coolio name.

my bestest friend.

She likes food.
Never gets any souvenirs with her name on it.

"Damn, Jezzika is SO hot!"

by pinkfeet cn August 31, 2016

Joziah

Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.

Fan 1: Hey that's LSK

Fan 2: No way let's get his autograph

Fan 1: Hey Kris! Can I get your auto...
Joziah: Go f**k yourself
*Fan 1 later went on to become Barack Obama*

by MWOODZ October 19, 2018

jozi

Abbreviation for the city, Johannesburg (in South Africa).

I moved to Jozi.
Jozi is a rad city.
The traffic in Jozi sucks.

by Lisa W September 30, 2005