joping

the act of fucking about frantically in a tool shed in the attempt to put together some sort of creation, often used to imply a disaster of some kind has occurred in the process of building said item.

"why are the shelves in this bookshelf not horizontal?"

"jimmy joped it up hardcore"

joping by a construction team is a common side effect after construction team has been doping, eg: car park with lines guiding cars for parking being too close together; dog kennel with dog inside, but no doors for dog entry/exit.

by rekabsemaj February 7, 2008

japping

to act as if you were someone from Japan, to act Japanese. Used and created by WatchMinister.

"Damnit, edited, stop japping around."

by Q-A July 26, 2003

japping

A new horrific craze sweeping the nation from small children to German underground bondage sex shows. What be this sickness I hear you ask. It's the painful and unholy act of shoving objects (dildo's if you will) down one's jap eye.

It is in no way recomended and will leave lasting damage both physical and psychological.

"See that tree branch? I'll bet that makes for some good japping!"

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone Tom, I was too busy japping one.. pencil's are sharp."

by Alex J J September 5, 2008

japping

‘japping’ is a word combination the can be used when you want to say that you’re joking/ capping.

person1 : yoo milk tastes so good yum

person2 : ew no who likes milk
person1 : HA im japping dawg milk sucks

by bellaaxo January 18, 2021

Jepping

Updated version of "just kidding."

Sydney, your so ugly! Just jepping!

by mathwiz.pi April 7, 2011

jlopping

verb - the stuffing of shredded turkey soaked in motor and shoved up the anus.

I was jlopping with my best friend today.

by rainyyy September 21, 2013

Japping

is sexual activity that takes place in shared accommodation such as hotels in the presence of a sleeping room-mate or work colleague. The sexual activity needs to be sufficiently athletic and arousing to the receiving participant in order to gain adequate noise levels to facilitate the waking up of the sleeping colleague in order for ‘japping’ to occur.

Without alarming your blissfully unaware partner for the evening, and without breaking your rhythm. You make eye contact with your room-mate, and pre-empting any offers of assistance you silence the puzzled individual with a ‘Shhhhhh!’ and carry on as if your now awake, and some-what confused voyeur was not there.

I brought a girl back to the hotel last night and woke my room mate with the noise, I had to use my best japping skills to stop him before he thought he could join in or spoil my night.

by Treaclemaster April 27, 2015