Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012

Jono Cann

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends

Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore

by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018

Ashleigh and Jono

A good match. They are a good couple and they work well together.

Look at the couple goals with Ashleigh and Jono

by Anonymous 7265518 April 15, 2018

Jono

Absolute gronk. Fucking retard.

Yo is that Jono? Ugh, I hate him he's such a Gronk!

by Jonosagronk July 29, 2019

Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.

Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!

by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023

Jono

The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.

Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.

by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020

Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.

"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"

by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020