Joner

A boner you got from looking at a person named jonah.

When Jonah walked in the room I got a joner.

by Ballsaq123 November 30, 2022

Joner

It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!

Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!

by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022

joner

the definition of joner...it’s just a word like “garbage” it doesn’t mean garbage though

“omg look at that man he looks like a joner”
“i wanna leave this town its so joner”
“i have a joner feeling about this”

by Isabella Ninos April 11, 2021

Joner

Influenced by a tall, muscular, hunk of a man named Jonah, it is the sexual arousal to a tall German man with glasses and chaotic hair. Usually used by males, but can also be used by females.

Guy1: Wow that dude is so suave
Guy2: I know, I think I'm getting a Joner.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan March 9, 2022

Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.

Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025