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Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.
I love my Joner.
by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025
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It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!
Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!
by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022
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To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.
I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!
by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025
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Joner is a class which defines your standard or class.
This car doesn't suits your Joner
by john clver March 5, 2016
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Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".
Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"
by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025
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Joner is a shortening of JONER7, which is a joke among Lavenderious Mc Northadox. It's origins are unknown.
Joner7 is a meme aswell, being used in various things like CURSE OF JONER7.
Traces may go back to a mispelling of John Doe, but i'm just his gf im dumb.
"Joner7."
"THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7"
"Joning my gyatt rn!"
by MintySherbet. May 30, 2024
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A boner you got from looking at a person named jonah.
When Jonah walked in the room I got a joner.
by Ballsaq123 November 30, 2022
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