Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

Jonathon

A flaming faggot, who likes to eat nasty shit...

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!

by Jon1321 March 10, 2017

jonathon

a shrimp boy

woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp

by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 8, 2019

Jonathon

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.

Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.

by Jonathon Cary May 8, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.

Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018

Johnathot

Johnathan a thot

Johnathot Johnathot.....

by Manontheinternet anonymous December 21, 2018