jethrow

Someone who's fast like a Jet & Throws the ball hard in the mitt.

Wow the jethrow flew down the base line in a blink of an eye.

Wow the jethrow threw that ball so hard he ripped the catchers mitt right off his hand.

by Dey One March 5, 2018

jethro name

Jethro is a boy with several different sides. He can be super sweet and caring for you but in about ten minutes he will have switched to being annoying and unbothered with you. Jethro is often very confident with his friends and acts the slightest bit different around them than he does without them. He says what he’s feeling and often regrets it after. He’s one of those people that get in your head and won’t leave for atleast a month but usually for longer. He’s attractive and definitely liked by the girls.

That boy has a jethro name for sure

by Lacey rose November 15, 2020

Upper Jethro

An uppercut punch but thrown to the dick.

This guy was talking trash on the bleachers, so I gave him the Upper Jethro.

by Twitchy1 September 8, 2021

Jethro

To consume food with an insatiable appetite- an unquenchable hunger. The desire to eat as much as Jethro Bodine aka 'the six foot stomach' from The Beverly Hillbillies.

I didn't eat breakfast OR lunch today.. I am totally gonna Jethro when I get to that buffet after work!

by cousinfrozenface September 24, 2011

Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.

Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."

by Giacomo G October 17, 2007

Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

by stonequay June 6, 2012

jethro

generally referred to as gay giraffe nerd a very tall white bloke with black hair who likes to hang out with his sister. He has learnt to shoot poisoned paper just like his ancestors did in south Africa. He has a small weener. When he laughs his cholera breath diverts the person to faint on the spot. He likes to check out underneath his cat. In sounth africa he chases the african kids with a massive white stick. A very strick praiser of the KKK!!!

If you meet a jethro run for your life!!!

by 121454 December 10, 2018