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jessica

ugly and annoying, closer to the boys then bren is and always wants to play fort, but she can be nice,other then when she picked everyone over me.
bib:she asked to play fort again bro
durn;jessica?
bib:yes man shes so annoying
by Bib42069 May 15, 2020
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jessica

A extremely short girl that might fit in your pocket
That girl is so short she might be a jessica.
by hand guy November 8, 2018
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jessica

i’m jessica and i’m the negotiator
by 122804 February 28, 2020
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jessica

jessica is an amazing person. she is very swag and awesome. she is fucking halrious and is just so funny. she will make u day bc she if fucking amazing as i said. if u don’t have a jessica u better find one bc u are missing out.
by princessthunderfuck October 13, 2020
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Jessica

Jessica is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Rooooooooooot66 January 19, 2017
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Jessica

Jessica is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. A Jessica is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Jessica is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Jessica’s is a truely awesome person
1: woah who is that awesome person over there!
2: oh that’s Jessica
1: she’s so awesome
by Brax240 December 15, 2020
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Jessica

A friendly, funny, kind person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's the weirdest person you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the bestest friend you will find
Hey do you know that Jessica girl?
Ya she's really nice and super weird.
Yeah I really want to be her friend.
by Tapatony May 16, 2017
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