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Jerusalem

a violence-ridden city that is considered to be holy, sacred and important to the three Abrahamic faiths - Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
"Jerusalem" is also a common chorus in some religious hymns. For instance, Billy rushed to come to choir practice and in the process he forgot to put on his belt. The choir was practicing that choral verse "Jerusalem! Jeh-ruh-sa-lem!" and Johnny was standing behind Billy and as Billy's pants were dropping Johnny was sing "Ya-loo-sen-em!".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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Jerusalem

City in Israel/Palestine that is contested between Judaism, Christianity and Islam as a holy city. Probably THE most contested city in the world. Countless wars have been waged by all three religions to control this city. It is now inhabited mainly by Israeli Jews, Arab Muslims and Armenian Christians.
Another army took over Jerusalem today, as the Middle East erupted into violence again.
by Kiran the Man September 11, 2008
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Jeruz

The name of a Palestinian emcee representing for the Palestinian people throughout Jerusalem and all around the area.
Jeruz is short for Jerusalem.
by Jeruz June 11, 2006
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Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.
Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.
by uw22tw July 28, 2010
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Jerusalem Skyline

A style of jewish nose that looks like the jerusalem skyline:
flat flat flat DOME OF THE ROCK flat flat flat
Me: damn look at that fine ass jew bitch

Other Kid: yeah shes pretty good cept for that Jerusalem Skyline she's got on her face piece
by WafflehouseXIX March 24, 2010
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Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.
"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."
by tuckfard July 31, 2012
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Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021
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