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Johan K Jensen 

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
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Jensome - adjective, used to describe something impressive, overwhelming etc. More awesome than you can imagine.
"Man, I went to the meat market and scored this chick, she was totally Jensome"
Jensome by catharene January 20, 2009

jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.
Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.
jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006
Nickname for the coolest Jenny you have ever met in your entire life! If you have met her, these might be a few of her characteristics:

1. Will listen to any kind of music and rock out to it. Can be found in traffic singing way too loud with one hand on the steering wheel and a sencha shot in the other.

2. Her personality is truly memorable and even contagious!

3. She likes sushi, mochi, kimchee, and musubi's. How cool is that!

4. She is a wonderful mother and wife. When you see her kids its natural to say "what great kids, and beautiful"
Must make take after their mother because...

5. Jenny is beautiful too!
"Oh Jenster, you crack me up!"

"JENSTER!"
Jenster by BiBimBap February 4, 2010
Jensly is a dark brown eyed girl.Is a a really good person to have as a friend.She can be funny and sometimes say the dumbest things but is really cool.She has a body that boys can't resist.Is usually American or Hispanic race.
I really need to find myself a Jensly.
jensly by Nahge March 14, 2017
Jensoo is a couple who has bathed together naked in a hot tub just three days after they met each other. Jensoo consists of Jennie Kim and Kim Jisoo from the K-Pop girlgroup BLACKPINK.

This ship will melt your heart and feed you with cheesy photos which have captions that show their desire to be together forever.
Fan: "Love you Jensoo!"
Jisoo: "Jensoo?"
Jennie: "Us."
Jisoo: "Jenchu."
Jennie: "Ah~ Jenchu."
Jensoo by Rang0 July 26, 2018

Jens Stoltenberg 

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.
Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.
Jens Stoltenberg by Norgemannen November 28, 2020