Jemima’d

When someone gets so drunk theyre ankles get fat and they crave some bbc.

Jesus christ george you nearly got Jemima’d last night.

by Gongergod1234 December 15, 2021

Jemima Hortop-Blair

A girl who only likes toxic guys or guys with the name beginning with J, enjoys cuddles, loves scouts, bestie with everyone, but she is bestie bestie with Hannah, One day will marry Timmy

Boy 1: "Have you heard of Jemima Hortop-Blair."
Boy 2: "Yeah, why?"
Boy 1: "Shes so hot."

Boy 2: "Yeah, but your name dont start with J and your not Toxic :("
Boy 1: "Oh well"

by amazingGeorgia2.0 April 17, 2022

Uncle Jemima

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'

Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?

by rremundo July 7, 2006

Aunt Jemima'd

When dat boi slams it in the neck like woah. The nut go pop and ya girls throat get coated like when you put on way too much syrup because you a fat nigga. Could potentially induce coughing, vomiting or bitching.

Tyrone aunt Jemima'd my girl, I knew when she came home and coughed cum on my kids face.

by Sloot Scooter October 22, 2016

aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.

look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

Steaming Aunt Jemima

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.

Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.

by Captain Sodomy October 12, 2006

aunt jemima

um yes. this is the one and only woman who graces the label of many a syrup bottle. she is almost always shown with a bowl full of a batter she seems to be mixing. she has become a sort of cult figure, with many references made to her in movies and television series.

wow. these waffles are dry. we need some aunt jemima up in here.

by nth January 28, 2006