Jellyfish

A woman who is great to look at, but dangerous to get close too.

"She's hot! Too bad she's a jellyfish... That girl is crazy as hell, she'll stab you during foreplay..."

by DaRealMan March 16, 2013

jellyfish

a hard core gamer who hasn't seen the light of day in weeks, giving them the same see through complexion as a jellyfish.

that guy never misses..must be a jellyfish

by muvimkr September 28, 2011

Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011

jellyfish

A fish made out of jelly

Jellyfish are jellylike

by Brain Villela January 19, 2005

Jellyfish

A Jellyfish is what you make when you wack off into a glass of water. The result is a partially floating, dangling, jizz strand that looks like a jellyfish.

"So did you hook up with whats-her-name last night?"

"No dude, I just went home and made a jellyfish."

by El Spicy Taco October 15, 2008

jellyfish

A free-swimming, gelatinous, often bell-shaped creature with a basic nervous system and the ability to sting prey. (Sometimes confused with or sometimes seen as moon jelly.)

A weakling or someone who lacks strong character.

Apparently, several interesting euphemisms, all of which can be found right here.

"You're such a jellyfish," said my sister after I dropped my books for the third time and protested that they were heavy.

by tomato-greens December 28, 2005

jellyfish

a successfully used condom filled with ejaculate

that was fun baby, let me throw away this jellyfish

by chasingorion February 3, 2010