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jellyfish

a hard core gamer who hasn't seen the light of day in weeks, giving them the same see through complexion as a jellyfish.
that guy never misses..must be a jellyfish
by muvimkr September 28, 2011
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Jellyfish

A woman who is great to look at, but dangerous to get close too.
"She's hot! Too bad she's a jellyfish... That girl is crazy as hell, she'll stab you during foreplay..."
by DaRealMan March 16, 2013
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Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol
Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast
by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011
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jellyfish

A fish made out of jelly
Jellyfish are jellylike
by Brain Villela January 19, 2005
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Jellyfish

A Jellyfish is what you make when you wack off into a glass of water. The result is a partially floating, dangling, jizz strand that looks like a jellyfish.
"So did you hook up with whats-her-name last night?"

"No dude, I just went home and made a jellyfish."
by El Spicy Taco October 15, 2008
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jellyfish

A free-swimming, gelatinous, often bell-shaped creature with a basic nervous system and the ability to sting prey. (Sometimes confused with or sometimes seen as moon jelly.)

A weakling or someone who lacks strong character.

Apparently, several interesting euphemisms, all of which can be found right here.
"You're such a jellyfish," said my sister after I dropped my books for the third time and protested that they were heavy.
by tomato-greens December 28, 2005
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jellyfish

a successfully used condom filled with ejaculate
that was fun baby, let me throw away this jellyfish
by chasingorion February 3, 2010
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