Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.

Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF

by GoonMogger May 5, 2024

jelcing

The art of finding the perfect book for you to read.

Hi Lola, I just mastered jelcing and found the perfect book!

by Alfieenglish May 27, 2024

Jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

by MXZZY June 9, 2024

jelqing

when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom

kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai

bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS

kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing

bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*

by ClIownTowne June 13, 2024

Jedging

Jedging is the act of jelquing whilst edging by tearing sideways as you avoid ejaculating.

Dude, last night was crazy, i was jedging till i grew 8 centimetres in circumference!

by EdgeLordsigma July 9, 2024

Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025

Bonathan Jellinghausen

Think of an orgasm. Now multiply the pleasure by 100.

Man, that was a certified Bonathan Jellinghausen moment!

by boon tang February 8, 2022