Jed

A male child who resembles a cabbage patch doll.

OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A JED. TOTAL JED ALERT.

by TeamJesus August 05, 2012

Jed

Blackest Man Alive. The Darkness.

Person: Yo, dawg why is it so dark here?
Other person: Jed just walked in.

by SupahFlyy November 12, 2010

jed

a humanoid

apparently before jed had left us he wrote some poems

by Jimmy August 20, 2003

jed

the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin

Girl: pull back ure foreskin!
Boy: i have tasty jed!
Girl: yum!

by noname December 06, 2003

Jed

1) A first class faggot lady boy who bums his rabbit

2) A dead cats tail that has been skinned and cooked in soup

3) Incestuous man

"Poor Fudge, someone anally raped him"
"Must have been a Jed"

by jedisthebest June 12, 2013

Jed

I fuckin gay ranga who likes to suck dick

Jed is a fucking gay cunt

by BVIUFA December 12, 2018

jed

A tiny, insignifcant quantity of food added to a reciepe. Smaller than a pinch.

How many oats do we need? 200g and a jed

by Trianglegirl September 03, 2015