jared wood

somthing that is very stupid but not gay

Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?

by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010

jaredbeebe

a small vole like creature whom spends most of it's time in the dark eating fudge pudding

did you see that?.. you mean that jaredbeebe?

by malacyman March 21, 2010

Jardel

The word means a defender. A stone wall. A most loyal friend. Also a guy who is a stud, a stallion, a gentleman and a scholar. The envy of insecure men. Only surrounds himself with the strong and kind of heart. Looks for opportunities to help the weak. Women adore him.

Boy, don’t run into a Jardel, you’ll only hurt yourself.

by VictorStone777 February 15, 2020

Tay Jardine

The amazing, beautiful, adorable, hilarious female singer in the pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. She was born March 7 1991, is from Poughkeepsie New York, and likes turtles. :)

person 1: who is the most perfect person in the entire world in your opinion?
person 2: tay jardine, obv.

by unicornfaggot June 10, 2012

jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long

did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed

by dickstorm November 18, 2015

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor

Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006