jankenstein

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.

Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.

by King Swag July 30, 2008

Janson

Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.

Janson makes everything better.

I knew I was right, but Janson will never admit it!

by Janson Lover February 3, 2010

famke janssen

Aka Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp the female villain from Goldeneye (1995)

Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.

by Dr Love October 12, 2003

Jaxsen

Jaxsen is a smart, loving boy and doesn't care about what people say. He is very handsome and if you fall in love with him, he is gonna fall back.

Your becoming Jaxsen

by BobMcnuggets January 11, 2017

Jensen Ackles

perfection

"you you look so Jensen Ackles"
"oh, wow, thank you!"

by padvalecki April 23, 2017

Jangen

The feeling of or act of being dead inside. A portmanteau of the last names "Tangen" and "Joffre".

Student 1: "Hey, how are you feeling? I know your AP Lang test was yesterday."
Student 2: *Sighs* "Well, I'm just jangen."

by necromancyredux September 7, 2018

Jensen Shuffle

When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.

Brian: Where did Cole go last night?

Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.

by Superhighme June 3, 2011