wii-itis

wrist condition caused by overuse of the wii, sort of like carpral tunnel

I can't write cause of my wii-itis

by Thomas Flaherty March 27, 2008

Hipster-itis

1. The inexplicable desire to act like a hipster. Symptoms include wearing Ray-Ban Wayfarers, listening to Sufjan Stevens, and/or refusing to buy anything "mainstream."

It became clear Courtney had contracted Hipster-itis when she decided to move to Seattle to pursue a career in graphic design.

by mdunlop1789 June 30, 2011

Sporcle-itis

A disease that is quickly spreading across nerds around the world. It is crucially important to know the causes and symptoms so you don't suffer the same fate:

Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.

Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:

- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz

- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it

- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time

- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside

If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.

Billy: Hey LeShawn, come to my party this weekend. There's gonna be a ton of hot babes there!

LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>

Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.

by Sporcle-addict July 6, 2009

Pendejo-itis

A person who acts like a pendejo, buts spread his pendejo like behavior to people around the vicinity.

We were all up in class telling jokes and shit like pendejo's, but pedro was spreading his own pendejo-itis around.

by The Fat Guy! March 23, 2010

call of duty itis

Calling in sick to school or work just to play Call of Duty 4.

John said he couldn't come to work today,but we know he just has Call of Duty itis!

by joseph skeet boyd August 2, 2008

Startshit-itis

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2010

Shayne-itis

The act of being weird klutzy, and in someways annoying. Is very outgoing, and honestly doesn't care about what people say. Said to be like an illness, and is highly contagious if you hang out with those who have it, the more you hang out with them, the faster you come into contact with it. (number can be taken into account)

Symptoms include:
Being more Klutzy
Is very loud
Good music taste
Easily entertained
VERY imaginative
Can be really weird

Person 1: She became really klutzy after talking to that one girl alot...
Person 2: I heard that one girl had Shayne-itis
Person 1: Well... thats another person lost to Shayne-itis...
Person 2: *sighs* thats the tenth person too...

by Pikachu!AtTheDisco November 16, 2013