inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

inverse specificity law

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.

CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.

Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!

by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015

Inverell

A town you most defiantly dont want to be from. Most parents are related. Many people have more body parts then needed. There seems to be a lot losers on push bikes. Most people from Inverell smell really bad. There are usually drunk black guys asleep in the park. If you ever visit Inverell, be sure not to poke the sleeping black men, As tempting as it may be, You will probs be stolen and sold for clothing. Usually Hawaiian shirts. The hardest choice people have to make is what kind of goon they will be drinking tonight.

Ew they smell..

Probs from Inverell.

Are they using a goon sack as a pillow?
Yeah their from Inverell.

by Loserface(: May 29, 2011

Inverse Blumpkin

A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.

John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!

Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?

John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.

Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.

by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

inverseintroactivism

the process of, or act thereof, assembling technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft

we were dumb-founded to learn that theives stole our computer equipment while assembling them! it amazed us to find out how it was done, now we do it regularly.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004