lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach
john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
by meloballer_ April 9, 2023
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Racktose intolerance: The inability to digest the drug known rack, either by peer pressure or by choice. The basis for Racktose intolerance is the lack of an being able to make the decision to do the drug by your choice. The most common symptoms of Racktose intolerance are loss of friends, social status, and money.
Dak "oi come smash this line boyo"
Stef "Nah I'm Racktose Intolerant"
by Zenmang January 11, 2019
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when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant
"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me
by kurt cobains shotgun May 3, 2022
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This is when a male creature (normally a sad human) cannot tolerate the other sex. This often causes the human to buy body pillows and watch anime with a big tiddy goth gf body pillow next to them
Why wont females talk to me? Am i just "female intolerant"
by That one you hate ;( July 20, 2018
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The inability to be hypnotized characterized by, but not limited to: willful choice not to undergo hypnosis, not to use self hypnosis, not to hypnotize others, thwarting covert hypnosis and firm, strong feelings about hypnosis.
People with hypnos intolerance perversely refuse to be hypnotized and have their reasons, despite the stories of success, benefit and the positive experience of others. Actually, being hypnos intolerant is a good thing. Without hypnosis in your life, you have more self-control.
by Info2go November 7, 2018
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