Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011

fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Infantism

The Life/Adventure of an Infant

"Hey did you get your essay on Infantism done yet?"
"No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby."

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant

Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.

Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?

by cecile sucks November 11, 2020

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 11, 2021