Imagination Masturbation

The act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. Often this is accomplished through accessing a spank bank or mental storehouse of sexual, or soon to be sexual memories. It also applies where inadequate visual material (e.g. Sears catalog, high school yearbook, partially scrambled cable porn) is being used as a primer to aid intoxicated masturbation.

My laptop battery died while I was at my parents house so I had to break out the local paper and flip to the girls soccer recap for some imagination masturbation.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

Imagine

A song by Jogn Lennon about the perfect world in John's eyes. Found on the album of the same name, and every Lennon compilation. It has been covered by several artists.

"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try"

by Samuel W, September 4, 2005

imagination

creations of the mind triggered by a thought

picturing in your mind that yu are flying

by landon January 21, 2005

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

A truly wonderful and imaginative show, one of the best originals Cartoon Network ever had. Beautiful animation and music, wacky characters and themes, a great sense of comedy and a big heart. Unusually complex characters, long ongoing arcs and young adult-oriented reference-laden humour makes for a viewing experience that is both highly comical and intelligent. Watching the hour long pilot is recommended for understanding the basic plot, although every episode is a laught riot you shouldn't miss.

"Did you watch Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends? Doesn't it have wonderful characters and an animation to die for? I whistle the theme song often, it's catchy."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006

imaginary friend

a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.

i wish i could see my imaginary friend

by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010

Imaginationship

An imaginary relationship.

Girl/Boy thinks about and dreams about a person, usually a celebirty and believes they are in a relationship with them. " I have an imaginationship with John Tucker."

by loveyoumatthew May 31, 2009

Imaginary brother

1) You might have one, two, or five of them. A few might be in trouble for raping an imaginary virgin or building an imaginary makeshift Meth lab.
2) An imaginary black guy

Hal-Your imaginary brother is in trouble.
Seth-The imaginary blood one or the imaginary black one?
Hal- The one you're coming with me to the hospital for, I don't know him that well.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2017