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someone so stupid that he can’t be taken seriously
"he's Ilyas, do you expect him to say something smart?
Ilyas by Carl02 March 28, 2025

ilyas maluma 

bad imitation of denis dosio. he’s very good at singing, and he’s known because he did kind of a remix of the song “yoshi”, calling it “soshika”. he’s very handsome, he loves raquel from la casa de papel and often screams her name in forests. he loves recreating scenes from la casa de papel and singing songs by tiziano ferro, dpg, fred de palma and other italian singers. he doesn’t know the song “perchè mi hai rotto il cuore”.
his best performances:

-continuo a chiedermi perchEeEeÈ questo bambino fa SOSHIKAAAA
-DI SERE NEREEEEEEEE
-scapperesti via con mEeEe, ma quale tour eiffEeEeL
-ti sbatto al cancello
-NO RAQUEL NON ANDARE LÌ CI SONO I CANI NO ASPETTA RAQUEL NO RAQUEL NO RAQUEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
-ᵘⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗⁱⁿᵃ ᵐⁱ ˢᵒⁿᵒ ᵃˡᶻᵃᵗᵒ, ᵒʰ ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ
-dimmi dOOOOve e quAndO
EXAMPLE 1
ilyas: COSA FAI PER POCO, ALLA FINE È UN GIOCO, CONTINUO A CHIEDERMI PERCHeEeÈ QUESTO BAMBINO FA SOSHIKA
A: is that ilyas maluma?
B: of course, he’s singing “soshika”!

EXAMPLE 2
A: hi ilyas
ilyas: ti sbatto al cancello baby

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