Whatever

fuck this im done. im so angry/annoyed

person 1: i hate you
person 2: whatever you cunt

by iknowthingsaboutthings December 10, 2018

solidarity whatever

a phrase(based on the wobbly phrase "solidarity forever")used to point out lack of solidarity or mutual aid

"Well, we drove 100 miles to help the striking office workers by bringing them food and money and now they can't even send a delegate to our meeting"
"Yep. Solidarity whatever."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

Whatever

The polite way of saying fuck you.

him: why dont you do this....

me: yea ok, whatever

by pinkbritty February 23, 2010

whatever-sexual

Someone who is attracted to all sorts of people, but would much rather use alcohol than a road map to determine sexual compatibility.

"Bisexual" carries unnecessary stigmas, and "pansexual" just sounds self-righteous. Fuck it, I'm a whatever-sexual.

by Aeva January 9, 2010

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

by 'bridge November 23, 2010

down for whatever

Ready and willing to participate in most any activity. If said by your homie it implies that he is ready to have a good time in any situation. If said by or about a ho it implies that she is a chickenhead.

Billy: I'm down for whatever.
Timmy: Church! I'll call up that bitch Sadie, she's down for whatever.
Billy: Well then Holla at me after you hit that shit.

by Smoove B February 17, 2005

Whatever's clever

Sysnonym to such phrases as 'whatever floats your boat' or 'whatever humps your camel'...Used to signify agreement with something either vague or specified.

"Do you want to go smoke a fatty?"
"ok, whatevers clever"

by peen dittle June 10, 2005