Hymen Maneuver

Rupturing the mucous membrane at the external opening of the vagina as a result of the first act of sexual intercourse

Dude! I porked this chick the other night and pulled the hymen maneuver! I had no idea she was still a virgin; she was 14!

by omega3 fatty acid January 21, 2009

hymen police

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

by lyj867 November 29, 2007

Hymen Mayonnaise

The act of breaking a girls hymen while simultaneously giving her a creampie

"I heard you gave Rebecca some Hymen Mayonnaise last night"

by TheDiddlerXIII January 22, 2016

hymen shredder

a term for a convicted serial killer/rapist most of whose victims were young, virgin girls

to see the true face of a hymen shredder go find Richard Allan Davis, now residing on California's death row

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

butt hymen

A theoretical fold of mucous membrane occluding the rectum. This structure is only present in anal virgins, and is broken upon anal penetration.

Anal counterpart to the hymen.

Hell yeah he's a player - he broke my butt hymen after our second date.


This man's butt hymen is ruptured! Call a doctor!

by Inuit Dust Commando! October 29, 2004

hymen hole

Port of entry. Tariffs and embargos may exist in the form of wining and dining.

Aye ye land lubbers. This is your captain speaking. We've spotted a large hymen hole on the horizon. Prepare to dock and unload the goods.

by schlongzilla August 26, 2005

slymenstra hymen

Goddess of all rock

by Anonymous October 11, 2003