A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 15, 2017
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)
That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!
by creality March 5, 2020
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 14, 2017
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. by ebuygum April 21, 2009
Get the humpty wangersmug. by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
Get the humpty dumptymug. A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.
by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006
Get the Humpty Dumpmug. (n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.
muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."
onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."
by onig hew October 25, 2010
Get the Humpty Dumptyinmug.