Huddersfield Town

A small club from Kirklees surrounded by larger, more successful clubs like Bradford, Leeds and Halifax. Thought they were the dogs bollox (pun not intended) when they spent two years being whipping boys in the Premier League. Unfortunately, most of the glory boys have buggered off and now all you hear is singing about the afore mentioned bigger clubs in their sparsely populated ground and they watch the out of towners kick the bag of wind into their goal several times a game.

"Fookin ell Huddersfield Town really are shit aren't they? Time to start singing about the Bratfud bottlers and L666ds imploding again, OOOOERRR to be a Terrier!"
"Nah Relax mate, let's just go find some cocker spaniel porn and rub one out."

by SpursRShit June 26, 2023

hodge podge

An unorganised group of items, each without related characteristics.

His lawn was a hodge podge of various kinds of grasses.

by ajhfwewu October 6, 2006

Hedge Plumbing

Cunnilingus after space docking

He was into hedge plumbing after space docking

by Shnoodle69 June 17, 2016

The Hodge twins

Hilarious youtube identical twin brothers who give commentary on shocking and weird current events as well as workout and relationship advice. They're known for their many catchphrases, among some of them being:

"FUCK out da wheyy!!"
"Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do!!"

"Bustin' all KINDZZ a nuts"
"Make you some GAIINNZZ"

"Did you see that new video by The Hodge twins about that guy who had his house surrounded by mountain lions for a few days??!"

by caddierock66 December 2, 2013

Trimming The Hedges

This could be used for men or women. It means to shave the pubic area.

Baby, I ain't nibblin' on your naughty till you trim the goddamn hedges.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

Hodge Podge Beer Pong

When one want's to play beer pong but it out of the normal red party cups. One goes into the kitchen and finds the most random containers to play beer pong with. Examples include, coffee mug or pots, pitchers, steins, measuring cups, teapots or pickle jars or anything else you see fit.

Rumple- Lets play some beer pong
Joe- No, we shall play Hodge Podge beer pong and it shall be grand!
Towns People- Huzzah!

by Arumple January 13, 2009

Hedgehog

The cutest animal that has ever lived on our planet. we don’t deserve them

i’m so grateful for my pet hedgehog 🦔

by snobby_fries2161 June 28, 2019