Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.
by Speed W August 24, 2007
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Chet: You know, there actually IS sex in the champagne room.
Biff: How do you know?
Chet: Because Hungry Howie over there just paid a stripper to eat her out.
Biff: Is that why he has herpes bumps on his lips?
Biff: How do you know?
Chet: Because Hungry Howie over there just paid a stripper to eat her out.
Biff: Is that why he has herpes bumps on his lips?
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John Mayer isn't an eco-hottie yet, but once he trades in his Benz for a Prius and hugs a few more trees, he will be.
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Guy1: Wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
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Guy2: Over there?
Driving closer.....
Guy1: Oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she's an 80 foot hottie.
by sp2fraggle July 21, 2008
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