hanky the horsey

A person dedicated to being a no life horsey

Wow that person is a hanky the horsey.

by Jordan lopez-Ariah April 22, 2018

horsey girl

It’s like a girl that rides horses but instead, rides dicks.

I like horsey girls, they’re great in bed.

by Annabella27 September 25, 2017

Horsey Kiss

Puckering lips like you would normally kiss, but forcing air out making a horse sound.
Mostly practiced by couples deeply in love (:

Person1: Dude! she just totally did a horsey kiss on him! ;o
Person2: Awww hell nooo maaa womeeen never does that!

Person3: Ohh well guess she doesnt really love you enough

by VIPrince January 24, 2011

Horsey Sauced

When one has glazed themselves with their own ejaculate in the same consistency as Arby's famous horseradish sauce.

Bro you have some glue on your leg.

No you dumb bastard, I horsey sauced my pants after Wendy gave me some quick top in the back of her step dad's '93 Mazda LaPuta.

by DeezusSheist March 5, 2020

horsey time

Unlike a typical animal fetish during horsey time one does not pretend to be a horse, no. Instead, for that one hour you are a horse.

Heather: It’s Thursday night, you know what that means?
Aaron: Horsey time?

by SoildSnake December 17, 2018

Yeeyee on my horsey

yeeyee on my horsey means to yeeyee on a horsey, that’s it folks.

I yeeyee on my horsey bro

by Fucc April 8, 2019

Eat it like a horsey

When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.

Moly:You want some of this pizza?
Gresson: Yes!!!!
Moly: EAT IT LIKE A HORSEY

by Poop Master General October 19, 2012