Homer

A quaint little fishing town with a drinking problem. Also a large tourist attraction. Why you ask? Nobody can fucking figure it out.

Located at the end of the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. It is the lamest fucking town you will ever find. It is full of either
A) Pot smoking, crack sniffing, meth injecting hippies who try to sell you clothes an such made out of hemp.
Or
B) Snoody rich kids who live up on the hill.

Why do we live in this fucking town we love to call Homer?

by 24545sdfgsdfg May 27, 2008

Homer

Another name for pussy lips seen through clothes. Called a "Homer" because if you look at it sideways the lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth

Wow! Did you see her pussy?! That is a Homer!

by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003

Homer's

White underwear; Tightie whities. Refers to Homer Simpson character who wears white underwear.

I love working at home. I'm sitting in front of the computer with my Homer's on, glad I'm not an office stiff who has to wear a suit and tie.

by beansprout April 02, 2007

Homers

Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo

Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers

by Salinas Guy April 02, 2009

Homerism

A mispronounced word or common phrase used by Homer Simpson, quickly becoming staples of Americana.

Channel-mu’changer = TV Remote

Mmmmmm Beer.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

Homer

When you succeed something without trying.

Looks like I pulled a Homer.

by Kippie April 09, 2004

Homer

A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.

Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay

by Homer Guardian August 30, 2006