Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.

Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.

by RAZILY October 31, 2008

Dirty hector

A dirty hector is when you are at school and you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you so you stand on here desk and take your shit

Person- I pulled a dirty hector

Bro- I am proud of you keep it up

by Secret admirer April 17, 2020

Hector

Has a really REALLY BIG PENIS.. Bigger then Eric's.

Goddamn, I could barely fit that Hector into my vagina last night.

by SomeToreUpHole May 23, 2010

hector

A crazed individual.

That guy over there is a complete hector.

by 2bli2 April 24, 2008

Hector

A Guy with a big DICK and and guy that a girl wants and girl always lovee to hang out with him his so fucking HANDSOMe.

Hey Hector Your so Cute

by Swaggkilla1212 February 13, 2019

Hector Smells

hector does not smell. if he did smell like anything it would be sexy....or video games.

Hector does not smell.

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Hector

A man with a 6 inch cock but very fat 3 inches wide he can tear anyones ass hole apart but is a very loving and caring person

Hectors wide massive cock has my anus bleeding

by Supreme Grucci July 23, 2019