HMU

Hit Me Up: or send me messages so that I can ignore them.

HMU so I feel wanted but not talk to you.

by H3LLSPAWN March 30, 2019

HMU

Hair Make Up

We don't need a wardrobe stylist, the HMU department can handle it.

by Director Saab April 11, 2019

HMU

Hit Me Up

Giselle: Im bored , can somebody please HMU?

by gigiheart63 April 24, 2016

HMU

An acronym for 'hot man underpants.'

"Hey guys, I just ordered some hmu off of ebay."

"Omg! Freddie is wearing hmu!

by Izzeh :D June 30, 2010

Hmu

Hook me up
Often said to text or hang out

John:imy, hmu?
Donna:Sure when?

by I funny April 9, 2015

HMU

Hit me up

What's up bro,HMU

by Mackena April 16, 2016

HMU

A 3 letter acronym use in texts or on various personal ads referring to one male, who's receiving oral sex, is also holding and playing with another male's cock and genitalia thereby jacking him off (results in greater sexual pleasure to both partners or individuals).

Ad under m4m, t4m, mw4m or mw4mw can read in part: Love to give oral sex with my warm, wet lips, HMU accepted but not required.

Red: "Hey Bob, did you hear, Jim got a blowjob from Sally's husband and was told to HMU during."
Bob: "You're kidding Red, did he do it?"
Red: "From what I heard he did, got so turned on, ended up jacking him off."
Bob: "lol"

by benignlylauxes September 14, 2014