Hellermanism

The social view based upon a life lived off of music, food, and women. Somebody who is a "Hellerman" might feel obliged to play guitar while eating a hot dog and performing anal sex with a woman.

"You can tell that he is a firm believer in Hellermanism because he is sexy, a musician, hungry, and is currently recieving a blow job".

by Sampson H. June 2, 2008

Helmer

A person that engages in homosexual acts but is not gay by his own claims.

You are such a Helmer.

by Lordeitch November 8, 2018

Battle Healer

A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.

Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”

Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

Heller

The last name of a true champion in life. Someone with this last name is probably extremely good at music. (Such as rapping) And probably gets a lot of women.

Damn, he has 2 girls in each arm! He must be a Heller.

by KHelluh August 8, 2011

hemmerin

Something uncomprehendably brilliant. a word to describe amazingality

BellChief - "woah this tastes amazing!"
CBlast - "i know, its hemmerin!"

by C-Blast September 25, 2006

helmer

a person who rawks major socks. a badass of sorts. the hellmaster.

(person a):wow, matt is shredding on the bass tonight!
(person b):yeah, matt is definitely a true helmer!

by dando May 16, 2006

The Hamburger Hepler Effect

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012