hemler 

A nerd who does not get tenured at a university.

I got another hemler this year- I must suck at teaching options.

hemler by allazzerman December 11, 2003

Heller 

A person who ships the popular Supernatural couple “Destiel”
A derivative of the term “Destiheller” originally used as an insult.
Term has been reclaimed by shippers.

Yeah, Jensen liked a post about the handprint. He’s a heller.

Heller by Dmitri Collins November 26, 2020

Stig-Helmer 

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.

-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD

Stig-Helmer by DODmof January 29, 2021

pocket healer 

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.

Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*

pocket healer by vutraz January 7, 2012

Hemerrhoid Tarp 

Another name for thong underwear.

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps

Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020

Hellerkren 

Hellerkren - when your french teacher is the straight out of Hell

Dude my french Teacher is hell
Mario: My french teacher is straight out of hell she is such a hellerkren!!!!
Basti: I know! She fucked me last lesson with a strap on.

Hellerkren by RizzingMan February 26, 2023

Heller 

A person who ships the popular Supernatural couple “Destiel”
A derivative of the term “Destiheller” originally used as an insult.
Term has been reclaimed by shippers.

Yeah, Jensen liked a post about the handprint. He’s a heller.

Heller by Dmitri Collins November 26, 2020