Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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(Friend Girl) my what? Do you mean my vagina? Haha
(Friend Girl) my what? Do you mean my vagina? Haha
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