Harpster

The best damn last name in the whole mother fucking universe.

Look at titsmcgee over there she must be a Harpster.

by red dirt1 January 26, 2014

Harps

a word also meaning "fat" or "fat fuck". synonym also for "cum dumpster". Most commonly used as a adjective to define a "fat, small penised, savage." typically homosexual.

Patrick is such a Harps.

by yougavemeaids2! September 12, 2010

Harpy

(1.) noun: A student of Harper College, Palatine, Illinois. From Greek mythology, harpy, a terrifying beast described in Homeric literature The Odyssey.

(2.) noun: An alumnus (graduate) of Harper College.

(1.) Bridget, a sophomore Harpy, lives in Palatine.

(2.) My aunt Jane, a graduate of Harper College, swears she will be a Harpy until the day she dies.

by the specter August 13, 2007

harpy jumpy

Verb (v):

(1) To jump on a super kingsize bed
(2) When you are humping on said bed
(3) JUMPING AROUND

I was harpy jumpy all over the bed

by Fourcats July 25, 2011

harps

1. to spectacularly crash a borrowed motorcycle

2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed

I was pulling into my driveway and BAM!, I Harpsed.

by angry_gnome August 22, 2004

Harpy

Female version of a wingman.

I'm going out tonight, wanna be my harpy?

by Knitted_Koala May 15, 2016

HARPSICHORD

A harpsichord is a plucked string instrument that comes from the psaltery, an instrument known since Antiquity. It may have form one to three keyboards.

Many early composers played the harpsichord.

by Frank Mento January 6, 2016