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Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!
by Richter Ass December 13, 2023
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Hardware

a slang term referring to all metal/stones/plastics/etc worn by a person or person(s). Essentially, a plural term for "jewelry" to encompass all the different types of jewelry one may wear.

jewelry ice diamonds silver gold stones
Sentence 1: *See's punk rocker, wearing metal choker, onyx rings, plastic arm band.

"Dude, love the look! and your hardware is dope!"

Sentence 2: *Sees woman in dress with metal piercings in ear, and rubber wrist bands

Hey, loving your dress and your hardware.
by RoyalxDeath July 22, 2019
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Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.
"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."
by keckothedragon November 6, 2023
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Get to the hardware

To drink a homebrew or microbrew down to the point of consuming the sediment at the bottom of the bottle.
"That Oberon might just be tastiest thing you'll ever drink, just make sure you dump it before you get to the hardware."
by dripnote January 23, 2009
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Obi-chon Hardware

Where Luke Skywalker's uncle goes to get fasteners and other repair-materials for his machinery.
If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
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Hardware Store

A store that is usually owned by a family that depends on suppliers such as Orgill, Midwest fasteners, to sell merchandise they usually sell Hand Tools, Weed Eaters, Nuts and Bolts, Pex tubing, PVC Pipe, Brass Fittings, Electrical Supplies, Water Hoses, Paint. Some rural small town Mom and Pop Hardware Stores will Sell Small Engine Parts, Fishing rods, Night Crawlers Knives.
Some have services such as Small Engine and Power Equipment Repair, Cutting Keys, Filling Propane Cylinders,

And tasks by employees are Sweeping Floors Organizing Nuts and Bolts, Assembling Mail Boxes, Cutting Keys, Helping Customers, Stocking Shelves, Assembling Wheel Barrows. Some sell major brands like Echo Outdoor Power Equipment, Cub Cadet, Dewalt, Midwest Fasteners, Eveready Batteries, Exmark Mowers, GE lightbulbs, Victorinox, Kohler products such as their Engines and Faucets, Sabic Lexan, Black And Decker, Shark Bite fittings, Yella-Wood, Kwickset and Master lock. Customer service is usually better at mom and pop hardware stores. And Employees are generally treated better than at large corporate retailers like Lowe's or Home Depot. Customers Prefer Hardware Stores Over Larger Big Box Stores. And some have hard to find items.
" Always Support Your Local Family ran Hardware Stores!"
by Will700 December 21, 2023
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meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.
Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle
by anonymous February 8, 2025
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