Handjob 

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.

Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."

Handjob by Hugh G. Wreckshin August 16, 2008

handjob 

A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.

Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.

handjob by Alz730 July 16, 2011

handjob 

what your mom gives me

i got a handjob

handjob by Clapan December 4, 2019

Handjob 

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

Handjob by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Handjob 

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

Handjob by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Handjob 

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

Handjob by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022

Handjob 

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica

I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.

Handjob by Rumple_Foreskin July 24, 2022