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Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.
Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006
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hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.
"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."
by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009
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banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
by D-MAC January 6, 2004
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hambomb

A state of over reaction to a perceived slight or annoyance, usually characterized by frenetic hand motions, the extended disparagement of said annoyance usually accompanied by a false equivocation of the annoyance to be a cause or effect of an otherwise unrelated event, social trend, or political ideology. The hambomb is always marked by a final concluding maxim such as "all .... are ... and I hate all ..." followed by a purposeful exit leaving no time for discussion.

Witnessing a hambomb is thought by many to be one of the most exhilarating and thrilling moments of their lives and should be cherished. Everyone loves their designated hambomber and always feels safe in their presence.
When wiggy decreed that he was moving to germany because he could take the auto bon to avoid the republicans he hambombed.
by hambombed May 12, 2011
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Richard Hammond

by nw522 March 24, 2021
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Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players
by dildo777 July 15, 2016
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Hammondsport

A small village in Upstate New York that resides at the southern end of Keuka Lake that is filled with tourists and honeymooners who think it is the best small town on earth but once you live here you realize that it's only sort'of nice in the summer and all people do is sit around and smoke large amounts of weed.
Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!

Person B: You're shitting me.
by anhportlocal September 21, 2011
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