Hampton,Virginia

Is a shit hole of a city that consist of a retarded school system and also retarded police system and a retarded good for nothing mall (peninsula town center).You can also travel with in 2 miles you can see the rich people and also the poor people.Its home of Ignorant people who think there fresh and rich wich there really not.Hampton is consist of 4 high school Bethel(The ghetto wanna be rich school) Hampton(The shell road and old as hell school) Kecoughtan(pronounced Kick-co-tan:The Only white school)and Pheobus(is the only school that actually ok).Hampton is also home of Fort monroe where the people swim or go to the beach. Hampton also has a Nasty beach called Buckroe beach home of the true pot heads. In the winter time Hampton is a bad place school close for no reason or stay open when theres a blizzard outside.People that actually either has common since or not from Hampton move away.People in Hampton specially hate people that are not from Hampton the people really hate the kids from York county Virginia(The county boarder north of the city) Because its majority of kids are rich and they get jealous.

Hampton,Virginia is a bad place

Jim did why is bob dressed like that

Because hes from Hampton,Virginia

by Jaybreezy0517 October 19, 2010

Hampton,Virginia

Hampton a city located in Southern Virginia (one of the 7 major cities in the hampton roads area). To be honest Hampton is not really an impressive city its one of those cities you just pass by when going to Virginia Beach or Norfolk. Nobody comes to Hampton but yet we have a preforming center (Hampton Coliseum). There is only one mall in Hampton its dead spot when it comes to shopping (the peninsula town center or"PTC"). The majority of Hamptonians are African American (besides the Foxhill area). Hampton is really segergated by what people ware. just know if you do not own any pair or jordans nikes if do you own polo, supreme, obey or stussy shirts you WILL NOT SURVIVE HAMPTON. The natives of hampton are FAKE and IGNORANT do not trust them they act one way around you but slam you behind your back. Also everyone claims that they're from New York but they're not. there only 4 high schools in hampton so everyone knows everyone if your not from here you are going to be socially lost

Cameron: I cant stand that nigga he is so not from Hampton,

Bill: i know

(david comes bye)

Cameron:wassup bro

david:Typically Kids from Hampton,Virginia

Bill:wassup

by jklsad November 10, 2012

Hampton Bays

The arm pit of The Hamptons.
Sometimes called Harlem Bays by locals.
Home to the boardy barn.
In the summer you will find many expensive cars here and few cidiots that actually know how to drive them. It sucks. In the winter...it sucks even harder...if that's possible.

Kid 1: Ok ok ok say the first thing that comes to mind...hampton bays

Kid 2: Sucks!

by wailingbanshee June 15, 2008

Hampton Fries

Just about anybody who lives in Hampton, Virginia (Blackland). Black people. African Americans who act thug and all hard just because they see it on BET.

Hampton''s Wendy's french fries are sometimes black so those, too.

"Man I'm tired of all these fucking Hampton Fries."
"Wendy's sucks ass. All they're fries are black. Hampton Fries"

by Flip September 14, 2004

Hampton County

A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.

person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."

by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 6, 2005

Hampton Handshake

A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina

What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"

" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"

" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"

"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"

" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"

by A_Life-356 May 2, 2020

Hampton (name)

A charming, intelligent human being!! If you ever get the chance to meet a hampton you have to take it. He is the nicest human being EVER. He will get you through hard times Sven if you tell him to go away. He’s got a hot bod and ost afraid to use it.

Dang. Did you see Hampton (name) today?? He is so hot. I think he winked at me.

by #anymous October 12, 2017