Gumslinger

Someone who always happens to have some gum with them. No matter where they are, they’re probably chewing gum. Whether they’ll share or not is up in the air.

Person A: Did you see Shawn’s backpack? He’s got 3 packs of gum in there.

Person B: Yeah, the dude’s a definite gumslinger.

by buttnose July 8, 2018

Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022

gumping

To be very happy about something.

Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now

Person 2: fr

by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022

GUMPING

When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!

by DD917 September 15, 2022

Gumping it

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.

That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"

by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023